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Ocarina of Time: A Brief History of the Universe
Hello! If you are reading this, I can either congratulate or curse you.
You see, this book is magical. It will automatically update as history marches on. You bought this book, which I happen to be the spirit of. I loathe you so much for picking up this book, as it means that I have to continually write in it.
Oh well, I should get started. What follows is a brief history of the Universe that this book is from, since I assume you are from another one, as no one in their right mind uses a magical book to learn the history of a universe that is so much easier to get from the Internet.
Before Hyrule(BH)(65 Billion Years ago-Skyloft Migration)
An artist interpretation of the Catsplosion
—The Multiverse is created by Armok, God of Blood in the Colossal Catsplosion, which involved so many cats being crammed into a single atom, it created enough energy to create a Multiverse that could support life. (65 Billion Years Ago)
—The planet Letea forms in the Yamauchi System.(4.5 Billion Years Ago)
—The Goddesses Din, Nayru, and Faore seed Letea with life, allowing many forms of life to evolve, ranging from the humble Caterpie to the proud Hylian.(5,000,000 BH)
—The Goddesses, satisfied with the direction evolution was taking their creation, leave the Demi-Goddess Hylia to protect their ultimate treasure—the Triforce, created from each of them combining their energies. The Goddesses disappear, to rarely be seen again. (900,000 BH)
—The Demon Demise leads his armies from the Underworld to take the Triforce for themselves. Hylia hides the Triforce in the Silent Realm, and sends Hylians to the sky to protect them and the only entrance to where the Triforce was kept. The land that the Hylians live on is named Skyloft.(10,000 BH)
—Demise is defeated by Hylia and imprisoned at the Sealed Ground. Hylia disappears, leaving the remaining races to fend for themselves against the forces of evil.(9,999 BH)
—Demise is temporarily resurrected in his true form by absorbing the soul of a future incarnation of Hylia, only to be slain by the Hero of the Sky, known here as the First Link. Many more heroes named Link would follow in his footsteps. Demise is sealed within the Master Sword to be kept in check by Fi.(Unknown, from 9,999-8000 BH)
—The First Link is born on Skyloft.(21 BH)
—The First Link crafts the Master Sword to slay The Imprisoned and Demise. He then travels back to save the First Zelda.(1 BH)
—The Kingdom of Hyrule is established. Many citizens of Skyloft leave for the Kingdom below, ruled by Queen Zelda Nohansen Hyrule I. Her first descendant falls into a magical sleep, and creates the tradition of naming all future princesses ‘Zelda’ in her honor.(0 BH)
Post Fall(PF)(0 BH-Judgement Day
A picture, assumed to be of the Chozo, found in the Dry, Dry Ruins.
—Three statues of the Goddesses were erected on Skyloft to keep the world in Magical Balance. The statues, unbeknownst to the Hylian people, were blesses by the Goddesses themselves to do such a thing, having nearly as much power as the Triforce when used properly.(1 PF)
—The X Parasite evolves on Planet SR388, endangering the Enviroment. The Chozo engineer the Metroid(Lit. Ultimate Warrior) to exterminate them. The Chozo flee the planet after the unexpected attack by the Metroid. Chozo reach the point of Critical Extermination(>10% Population remaining).(100 PF)
—The Chozo Remnants reach Letea, and begin to heal the planet with their experimental Pieces of Eden. The Chozo are revered as Gods to the people, and leave to parts unknown…(123 PF)
—The Gestahlian Empire is formed on the northernmost continent of the world. It declares itself as a military power, breaking off from Hyrule.(474 PF)
—The Gestahlian Empire seizes Terminan land, starting it’s conquest of the world.(1090 PF)
—Kefka Palazzo is driven insane by Magitek testing. He becomes one of the most powerful mages in the world.(1091 PF)
—Kefka stages a military coup by destroying the balance of the world with the Goddess statues. Judgement Day occurs, ruining the world.(1099 PF)
Post Disaster(PD)(0 PD-)
Kefka, as he appeared to the people of the World of Ruin.
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